Day Light Savings?

Why? Why on earth do we have Day Light Savings time? I am forced, as a mother, to wonder...How many murders are committed the first week of this God-Forsaken time change? How many unnecessary beatings occur all because I, whoops, I mean we, as a state, are deprived of our so precious sleep. How many 12 year olds must be awakened with their mother yelling, "BUB!! I'm not freaking kidding!! You have 10 minutes or Im driving you to school in your underwear!!"

The whole "savings" part is mixed up too. Since my "clock" is off, I lay awake all night spending in my head...not "SAVING". For instance, last night we looked at cars so all night I bought 2 or 3 different cars...in my head...could this possibly be a conspiracy by the government to make us stay out later, eatting out, shopping for cars? Their own little "Secret Boost the Economy and Murder your Children at the Same Time" scheme?

I believe it is!!